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Animals want to EAT YOU…after they eat your children

Man fraternizing with the enemy gets attacked.

Ironically, some of the creatures native to that environment made Chase pay dearly for his 25-mile traverse across fabled Monterey Bay.

“I’m, like, ‘Come on guys, I’m trying to help here,’ ” he said of a massive swarm of jellyfish that rose to the surface and threatened to thwart his epic odyssey.

Let that be a lesson for all of you.

3 Responses to “Animals want to EAT YOU…after they eat your children”

  1. Gib Says:

    We desperately need to change the way our media reports stories like this if a man dives into and swims across a bay full of stinging jellyfish (that he totally knew were there – it’s not like he jumped in the water, took two strokes and said “Oh, crap! Jellyfish!”)…in any event, the fact that the story does not describe him as a deranged idiot speaks very poorly for our media.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    I concur.

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    Or as Sarah Palin might type: I conquer.

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