You know how it’s fun to read my poker blog sometimes…
I’m sitting there reading and this super aggressive fly starts to get all up in our faces on my side of the table.
He’s all “buzz buzz motherfuckers buzz motherfucking buzz.” And we’re all screaming and shivering and flailing our books around and then Alceste goes all Mr. Miyagi on its ass and plucks its wings off in mid-air with ONE HAND!
IT WAS SOOO GROSSS, YET PRETTY DAMN COOL. So the fly is all wingless and crying on the floor when I accidentally step on it. So like 30 minutes later, this other fly comes to our side of the table and he’s all “where’s my brother, you assholes, where is heeee??”
And Alceste ninja-Obama smashes this one into his arm and crushes up its body in the palm of his hand! And then he goes “Excuse me, I’ve got to go wash my hands.”
OMG! Alceste is such a badass!
July 28th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Fine. I guess it wasn’t fun. Jerks. *sucks thumb*
July 28th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
ooh a comment! Oh…
July 28th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I thought it was fun, Dawn. Thanks for sharing. You’re great!
July 28th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Awww, thanks! You’re pretty rocking yourself.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:47 am
You need to get out of the house. Like, now.
July 29th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Why? Everyone here is so supportive.
July 30th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Hahahhaa, the 12:27pm comment is gold. But, it also seems to be true, more or less. So…
You REALLY need to get out of the house. Jerkface.