Fuck cancer
My little Sammy is having surgery today on his little boy part. The doctor fears it may be cancer given my grandpa’s death, but we’re hoping for the best. Also, may I just say, the Universe owes this damn a kid a lottery win of like billions of dollars given his crappy crappy first (not even two) damn hell ass years. #RUDE
But he’s a little trooper (insert moment of Zen):
*************UPDATE**********
He’s home, sleeping. They found TWO hernias all knotted up in there. Doctor said he must have been in pain all the time. We all feel soo bad for being annoyed that he was always screaming so much. Who’s getting a big red fire truck with lots of lights? Who?

July 22nd, 2010 at 10:27 am
Go Sammy!
Mexican standoff… over?
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 am
LOL
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 am
Yes. It was with me all along! We’re cool now.
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:29 am
What a cute little kid. Hope he kicks that cancer’s ass up and down the block.
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:37 am
All my best to Sammy!!
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:50 am
SO CUTE! Rooting for the little guy!
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:33 am
Best of luck to Sammy. If I were Cancer, I’d be cringing in fear and running for my life.
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:37 am
Good luck Sammy! Hoping the best for you and your family.
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:42 am
OMG, Sammy is so cute — good luck kicking cancer’s ass!
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Sending Sammy my Birthday mojo!
July 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Go Sammy! GO!
July 22nd, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Sammy’s awesomeness cannot be defeated.
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Indeed. I doubt if it can even be contained.
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I wouldn’t want to mess with that kid, he looks badass. Look at that snarl he’s sporting while chewing on the pacifier!
July 23rd, 2010 at 1:39 am
Yay! Sammy kicked cancer’s ass so hard he gave it two hernias!
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:45 am
Glad it wasn’t cancer! Huzzah. Hope he feel better. Lots of love to Sammy!
July 23rd, 2010 at 6:22 pm
I was describing your relationship with Sammy to Mr. P and he said, “oh, she’s Sammy’s Uncle Bernie Mac”. True, or racist?
July 23rd, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Racist. Weren’t those kids his sister’s children? i.e. his nieces and nephew? Sammy is my cousin’s son.
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:14 pm
It wasn’t the actual familial relationship he was talking about, more the stabilizing good influence role modely role.
July 24th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Ohhh, the rich one.