Happy Birthday, Smokey!
It’s my brilliant, beautiful, botanical little sister’s birthday! Unfortunately, for her, said birthday falls in MY birthday season, so she usually has to have her birthday in November.
However, as she is also getting married soon, this year I will grant her the hours of noon to 11:30 pm to celebrate her birthday! You’re welcome!
Also, if the cellphone shots of herself in the dress shop mirror are any indication, all you other brides-to-be better get your weddings in now, cause Smokey is fixin to be the most gorgeous bride ever and all weddings will be ruined for everyone else into perpetuity.
Happy 11 and a half hours to you!
July 12th, 2010 at 3:50 am
“Botanical”? Your little sister is a plant?
July 12th, 2010 at 9:24 am
She might be. She has many talents and hidden abilities.
July 12th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Happy belated birthday, Smokey!
July 12th, 2010 at 11:21 pm
YAY!!!! I got a recognized birthday!
July 12th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
And such nice things about me too! It’s so overwhelming… This is the best birthday ever! And not just ’cause I’m 29!
@Eric: It’s not easy being green!