#Truestory

Everyone I hate can be separated into two categories: people who have bad beaten me and people who don’t follow me on twitter.

9 Responses to “#Truestory”

  1. Grange95 Says:

    I haven’t bad beaten you, and I follow you on Twitter. I call BS, as you clearly hate me. ‘Nuff said.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    I blame you for the Patriots losing to the Saints last year. #badbeat

  3. elana Says:

    I refuse to believe I don’t occupy at least 4 categories of hatred.

  4. Alceste Says:

    Still drunk?

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    @elana ok, also joos and women.

  6. Jason Nassi Says:

    What if they also chew on toothpicks while badbeating you and not following you on Twitter?

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    In those cases, I send men to slam their heads into the urinal in a public bathroom. #truestory

  8. Jason Nassi Says:

    I would have, if he was there. Instead, I did slam another guy’s head into a urinal, because he was talking on his cell phone while peeing… AND he had an English accent.

    That’s not how we do things in America, mofo!

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahhaha Well done.

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