Is it Friday?
I am NOT drunk, no matter what you hear. Yes, I was doing double shots of some Glen Livet thing or another because they were out of Jameson’s. But Vinnay was drinking some wuss sorority girl beer, so I wouldn’t believe his eye witness account. And Caity was Ms. Out Flops Dawn A lot, so you know, raycist.
Anyway, I am up watching the US tie it up against Slovenia, blogging and feeling FINE! So, whose story do you believe?
June 18th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Um, I’m unclear on what the stories are.
June 18th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
But I do gather you are drunk? Is that what you’re getting at?
June 18th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Imma fight you, pearatty! FIGHT YOU! The only takeaway is that I was NOT drunk. And that Vinny might be a girl.
June 18th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
You made it! Yay. #drunky
June 18th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Um, High Fidelity and Jerry Maguire are on Hulu. I think I’m done working for the day. Where’s Angela?
June 18th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I didn’t like High Fidelity.
June 18th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Of course you didn’t. We don’t like any movies the other one likes.
June 18th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Oh good! Cause I didn’t like Jerry Maguire either. Except for the Cuba Gooding parts…though maybe I should watch it again now that I get football more. Oh wait, will Rene stupidface still be in it? Or is there a new director’s cut?
June 18th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
I hated Jerry Maguire. “You had me at hello”? That’s romantic? He treated her like crap the entire movie — she was entitled to a great big apology/confession of love. If he really had her at hello, that just means she’s a low-self-esteem doormat, which I guess we knew from the beginning, but how is that supposed to be the basis for a great romance?
June 18th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
But yeah, the Cuba Gooding parts were all right.
June 18th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Sorry I missed the earlier Dawn is drunk ICF action today. There was an overuse of bandwith today at work and I had to not go online. Terrible!!! I barely survived the day.
Wish I was drunk and in Vegas. Instead I’m bored and sitting on a couch in Jersey, too lazy to get changed out of my work clothes. #lame #truestory
June 18th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I do not understand how a post specifically about how I AM NOT drunk gets so misconstrued! You all fail the SAT retroactively!
June 18th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Go US! Woo hoo World Cup! Why are you in the West where you are, and not the West where we are, so as to bond over soccer? Oh, and you know how awesome the World Cup is? The final is on my birthday. Yup. That’s the best Birthday Season present there is*!
*Later I will deny this when a better one comes my way.
June 18th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
That’s the best Birthday Season present there is*!
No, no, that’s the best one.
June 19th, 2010 at 3:32 am
Well, well, well look who got to have a July birthday last year and is being all presumptuous about her chances for this year?
June 19th, 2010 at 10:58 am
There’s a new player in town, and her name is Future Mother-in-Law Smokey. With a birthday *the very day after* mine. I gotta take what’s mine! Then again, maybe October would be a better month…
June 19th, 2010 at 11:00 am
No, no, that’s the best one.
No, no, no, I’d better wake up to offerings at my door!
June 19th, 2010 at 11:01 am
But not *burnt* offerings. Only YOU can prevent apartment fires!
June 19th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Burnt offerings or nothing.
June 19th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Don’t ruin Smokey’s reputation!
June 19th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Hahaha the family that burns offerings together…are welcome to crash on my couch in NY while they rebuild. Wygant gets the guest bedroom to himself, obviously.
June 20th, 2010 at 3:47 am
Point of information. Dawn Lies. More to come at http://www.runner-runner-rebuy.com.
June 21st, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Everybody knows that you saying you are not drunk is a clear indication that you have been drinking.
June 21st, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Well, obviously, I have been drinking; otherwise, it wouldnt even be a question. But I am answering the question in the negative! NOT. Drunk. NOT!
June 30th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
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