Comments on: There’s an App for that http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/ It's been so long since I've been fine; I'm just trying to see the bottom of this bottle of wine Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:01:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/comment-page-1/#comment-332958 Dawn Summers Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:57:21 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/#comment-332958 Wait, did I say "fear"? I mean respect. I respect the cow. I am NOT scared! I could so take that cow! Wait, did I say “fear”? I mean respect. I respect the cow. I am NOT scared! I could so take that cow!

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/comment-page-1/#comment-332956 Dawn Summers Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:49:13 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/#comment-332956 I probably wouldnt tip cows because I would be too busy running and screaming in fear of getting my face eaten. I probably wouldnt tip cows because I would be too busy running and screaming in fear of getting my face eaten.

]]> By: Consi http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/comment-page-1/#comment-332925 Consi Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:24:21 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/#comment-332925 City folk crack me up. Mary thinks its "cruel" to tip a cow, but she waives her "cruelty" objection to make her bacon, cuz she does not have to think about it and it shows up in a neat little package? Either animals are there for slaughter or not. Ain't no in between. On gettin' to the bacon: ... pigs are first rendered unconscious using one of the following means: stunning using electric current applied with electrodes, or stunning using captive bolt pistol, or inhalation of CO2. They are then hoisted on a rail, after which they are exsanguinated, usually via the carotid artery and the jugular vein. After the blood is gone, the carcass is drenched in hot water in a device called a pig scalder which helps in the removal of hair, which is subsequently completed by using scissor-like devices and then if necessary with a torch. The pig is then eviscerated, the head is usually removed, and the body is cut into two halves. The remaining halves are washed to remove any remaining blood, bacteria or remains of bone, and then cooled down in order to help with the process of cutting and deboning. City folk crack me up. Mary thinks its “cruel” to tip a cow, but she waives her “cruelty” objection to make her bacon, cuz she does not have to think about it and it shows up in a neat little package? Either animals are there for slaughter or not. Ain’t no in between. On gettin’ to the bacon:

… pigs are first rendered unconscious using one of the following means: stunning using electric current applied with electrodes, or stunning using captive bolt pistol, or inhalation of CO2. They are then hoisted on a rail, after which they are exsanguinated, usually via the carotid artery and the jugular vein. After the blood is gone, the carcass is drenched in hot water in a device called a pig scalder which helps in the removal of hair, which is subsequently completed by using scissor-like devices and then if necessary with a torch.

The pig is then eviscerated, the head is usually removed, and the body is cut into two halves. The remaining halves are washed to remove any remaining blood, bacteria or remains of bone, and then cooled down in order to help with the process of cutting and deboning.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/comment-page-1/#comment-332900 Dawn Summers Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:40:23 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/#comment-332900 July 8th. Though the entire season is real. July 8th. Though the entire season is real.

]]> By: Grange95 http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/comment-page-1/#comment-332899 Grange95 Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:28:28 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2010/06/13/theres-an-app-for-that/#comment-332899 No cow tipping? Fine! We'll just play poker after eating dinner at the Big Steer or Rube's Steakhouse. If you really want the farm experience, I can line you up a tour of a pig or cattle feedlot. It will smell about like the Sahara poker room at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday with a bunch of drunk, unshowered d-bags. When is your real birthday? No cow tipping? Fine! We’ll just play poker after eating dinner at the Big Steer or Rube’s Steakhouse. If you really want the farm experience, I can line you up a tour of a pig or cattle feedlot. It will smell about like the Sahara poker room at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday with a bunch of drunk, unshowered d-bags.

When is your real birthday?

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