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Two down, ten to go

A girl at work ruined Lent for me this year. Quite possibly ruined the entire Roman Catholic Church for me. Oh, 2010, I just CANNOT with you anymore.

P.S. Dear Jesus, um no disrepect, but ima need to stick my fingers in the holes of your palm or see Michael Jackson come moonwalking out of the grave real damn hell ass soon. Crisis, Faith.

P.P.S. Um, none of that needs to happen in the middle of the night or anywhere near my apartment. Heart, Weak.

P.P.P.S Frankly, between you and me, if you would deliver $750,000 tax free dollars to me, we’d be cool.

P.P.P.P.S. Oh and not as compensation for some horrible malpractice or accidental paralysis or limb/life loss. Kaythxbye

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4 Responses to “Two down, ten to go”

  1. Pdov Says:
    March 1st, 2010 at 10:26 am

    Okay, I need a more detailed explanation please. Since I don’t get the whole Jesus thing in the first place.

    Also, really you want to stick your fingers there? #ick

  2. Alceste Says:
    March 1st, 2010 at 10:47 am

    How does one ruin Lent? (And how could one woman ruin the catholic church for you when decades of covering up child abuse by priests didn’t do it?)

  3. Dawn Says:
    March 1st, 2010 at 10:51 am

    It’s some technical rules about Ash Wednesday not being a holy day of obligation which I think undermines the church itself, rather than abuses due to individual human failings. It’s a whole thing. Bah.

  4. Alceste Says:
    March 1st, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Aside from having to go to mass, what else does a holy day of obligation entail?

    (But for the whole discriminatory thing, you totally would have been suited for the pre-modern church with latin and 20% of the year spent in mass.)

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