New York Times gives pizza one star…
…yet says it’s the best pizza in “The City.” I assumed the article was about someplace in New Jersey maybe, since I didn’t see the name DiFara’s anywhere in the article. But lo and behold, the dateline says “Brooklyn,” and so to that I say…umm…quick, somebody give me a synonym for “fuck outta here,” before Tae has my black card confiscated by Spike Lee.
Can I say “that’s jive turkey, man”? Do people still say jive? Dude. I need some black friends and pronto.