Random string of not so random thoughts
*Need suggestions on how to make a really tall redhead shorter.
*HAHA Eric is going to think that’s about him because he’s been calling me “Daw”. It’s not. But it might be. Stay on your toes.
*I cannot get my shirley temples to taste like the ones at Harrah’s.
*I get scared and panic when I see a group of white teen boys coming toward me too. #Noracist
*Why is Mary’s first sentence after I show her my earrings: “how long are those going to last”?
*When I was a little girl, I wanted to go look for Amelia Earhart. I thought I could find her and bring her back.
*My blog title has a lot of “i”s in it for a girl that’s famous for the i not being in her name.
*I spend a lot of time struggling to stay awake through 11 o’clock because there’s something I want to tweet at midnight. #Dawnfailsatlife
*You know another way I don’t want to die? Going 80 miles an hour wearing spandex.
February 15th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
*Need suggestions on how to make a really tall redhead shorter.
If you find out how, could you let me know? I don’t particularly want to make my wife shorter, but she likes being tall, and if she knew I knew how to do it, that would give me an edge in the never-ending power struggle that is the modern American marriage.
February 15th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Hahaha Gib funny.
February 15th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
You need a Spandex Detector in the Bimmer, wired into the control module. If a seat sensor reads any trace of the stuff, it drops the governor from 155 mph (or thereabouts) to, oh, 79.