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Audience Participation

I’m going to need you guys to send me links to stories about heinous crimes committed by men named Joaquin. (Yes, reviews of “Two Lovers” DEFINITELY count) Extra points if the heinous criminal admits to having commit these crimes because obviously his own parents didn’t love him enough NOT to saddle him with the name Joaquin!

And…Go!

10 Responses to “Audience Participation”

  1. Alceste Says:

    You saw that movie (and hated it) four months ago – did you accidentally see it again?

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Hahah no, no. I may forget which Connecticut casino I don’t like, but I avoid Joaquin Phoenix and Gwen Paltrow like the plaque. Check out the comments to pearatty’s baby shower post below.

  3. VinNay Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JoaquinMurrieta-headflyer-02.jpg

  4. VinNay Says:

    Here’s one about the drug lord Joaquin Guzman, and as a bonus it mentions Zac Efron.

    http://guanabee.com/2009/05/time-100-most-influential/

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahaha for a second I thought it was gonna turn out that Zac Efron was a latino!! My mom would have been so happy.

    I definitely like the Joaquin head on display story best.

  6. Aunt Smokey Says:

    Ah hem. I see the Brady Bunch is hard at work.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    Oh, yes. Vinnay is a HUGE FAN of Tom Brady AND Zac Efron!

  8. F-Train Says:

    See, if you had made it to Vegas on FRIDAY instead of Saturday, you would have been able to do your own research.

  9. Fisch Says:

    Is avoiding something “like the plaque” how black people’s teeth stay so white and shiny?

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    Yes! Now hush, you.

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