Epic Fail
You know how I know Rush Limbaugh fails at life? Because this is the shit he says…out loud…where I can hear him.
LIMBAUGH: I got two more stories in the stack today about how black unemployment is through the roof. Black unemployment is terrible. The black frame of mind is terrible, they’re depressed, they’re down — Obama’s not doing anything for ‘em. How is that hoax and change workin’ for ya? They’re all livid. I mean, they thought there were gonna be an exact 180-degree economic reversal and it’s done nothing but get bad for everybody, but they’re especially upset about it because they look at him as one of them, and now they feel abandoned. And I’m sure Tiger Woods’ choice of females not helping ‘em out with their attitudes there either.
I would delve into the subject further, but I am so crushed about Tiger’s choice of women, I must go take pills.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I’m sure Strom Thurmond’s “choice of females” makes up for Tiger, though?
December 9th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Doesn’t he know he should have said “no offense”?
December 9th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Oh, I think he totally intended to offend. Jerk.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
True.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:36 am
During the campaign, Obama promised to give every black person $1,000,000, so blacks are very angry that they have received nothing.
They are especially depressed because Obama sent every white person $250,000. I received my check 10 days ago and I am still deciding how to spend it.
Obama, Obama, Obama.
December 10th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Jake, don’t forget that I am your favorite. My address is the same! I’m thinking…20% would be fair as I voted for him. Love,
Your favorite
December 11th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Rush is an idiot and so is Obama. They are both puppets of the extreme left and right. Tiger distanced himself from the black race years ago. He said he was a “cablinasian” or some crap like that. I would google it to get the correct verbiage but I am too lazy.