Help!

My twitter persona keeps saying and promising to do stuff that 1) My blog self wouldn’t but for damn sure 2) that my real life self HELLA won’t!
And she’s telling people we’re in our thirties! What the hell???

Make it stop! It’s trying to kill me. #Twitteristhedevil

Also, hello! How were your weekends? Happy Birthday Dawn 2 and pearatty!

11 Responses to “Help!”

  1. Pearatty Says:

    “#Twitteristhedevil”

    Told you so.

    And happy my birthday to you, too!

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Awww! Thanks!

  3. Alceste Says:

    You know, that power of 3 thing might actually have something to it if pearatty somehow finds herself working in Newark over the next six weeks too.

    (And Happy Birthday, pearatty!)

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Hahah do not wish such a fate on her! Not on her birthday!

  5. Mary Says:

    Happy Birthday Pearatty and Dawn2!

  6. F-Train Says:

    I will wish a happy birthday to dawn2. As for pearatty… I will just wish her a birthday. After all, she is pregnant and pregnant people are NOT to be trusted.

    I’ve got my eye on you, pearatty.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ftrain,

    You do know you are not that far away from pearatty. She is well within driving face punching range. Also, she is doubly strong now, which means, at least, eight times stronger than you.

  8. Mary Says:

    And F-Train, don’t forget the alien aspect. You do have the potential of being abducted and subjected to all sorts of nasty tests.

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    Hahahah #hewishes #gayftrainjokes

  10. pearatty Says:

    Alceste: Of course the power of 3 thing has something to it! Do you doubt? I had to move all the way to the Southwest to avoid the pull of Newark.

    Happy birthday Dawn 2!

    F-Train: thank you for your birthday wishes. I take no offense at your aspersions on the pregnant. Although I can’t really say what revenge Brady Zac may or may not be planning with his alien mind powers. He’s not forgiving like me.

  11. pearatty Says:

    And thanks, Mary!

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