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Update

So, I was just getting up from my couch, when my hand pressed down on the comforter, causing it to slip down to the floor, which then caused me to lose my balance and lurch forward, almost slamming my body, head first, into the glass coffee table. Now, should this have happened, resulting in my becoming the first person in the history of the world with “standing up” as cause of death, please revise the record to “insomnia.”
Please and thank you.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Sunday, November 8th, 2009 at 1:50 am and is filed under It's hard being this awesome. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Update”

  1. Fisch Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Hahahah.
    You just know that this isn’t gonna end well.
    Or…will end reallllly well.

  2. Mary Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I think you shouldn’t go out on your balcony until you get some sleep.

  3. Eric Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    I think the lesson here is not to leave the couch.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Word.

  5. Consigliere Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    This post seems very much in line with “keeping it so Obama.”

  6. Dawn Summers Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 1:44 am

    Because he has averted disaster so very many times?

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