I could feel sorry for the Redskins, but their racist logo makes everything bad that happens to them just feel like karma.
Needless to say, the football on ESPN watching turned into “hey check out this Lawrence Taylor highlight clip” on you tube! However, Ugarles failed to produce any Sidney videos to supplant the footage of Sammy walking by himself at 11 months as the cutest thing ever! That kid has been trying to walk FOREVER! And I’ve been faking footage of him walking for like almost forever…what? If the government could do it with the moon landing…
Anyway, so yeah, cool hanging outness produces classic hilarity:
Me: I’ll pick you up, but you can’t make fun of my outfit.
Ugarles: Am I *that* guy?
Me: No, but it’s *that* outfit.
Ugarles: (pauses) Well, I’m going to have to see it, might be worth taking the subway home.
Ugarles: (As Jim Zorn’s imaginary twitterfeed) Who called the play to throw the ball on the ground at the 4th and goal? Me, I probably would have run it.
And then he laughs out loud and says “I have to tweet that!” And grabs his laptop. This makes me laugh and say “I have to blog that!” I grab my blackberry, but blogging is so much more in depth and difficult, that I couldn’t finish till I got home. Like a nutritious and filling meal that one prepares at home.
His cat tried to kill me twice, but I was in a rocking chair, and everybody knows that’s like kryptonite to a cat.
Note to self: buy rocking chair. And rent that Goldie Hawn coaches a high school football team movie.