Where does the good go

Not so random thoughts

You realize your priorities really fast when you spill cranberry juice on your cream colored Beamer interior and IMMEDIATELY take off your Patriots jersey, open your emergency bottle water and clean it up. You then take your Mets shirt off to dry it all up. You then realize the security guard in your building probably has seen way more of you than will ever make eye contact possible again.

3 Responses to “Not so random thoughts”

  1. Ugarles Says:

    Finally, a reason to have a mets shirt. Someone should tell Brian Schneider what his uniform is for.

  2. Jake Says:

    Your spill is God’s way of telling you not to drink fruit juice. It has more destructive fructose than Coke. Fructose, as you will remember, is directly made into fat and is not used for energy.

    Drink Coke instead as it stains less. Or better yet drink water-no staining and no fructose.

  3. Eric Says:

    I’m thinking you should have just left the stain in favor of clean sportswear. Past experience suggests the jerseys are likely to last waaaaay longer than the car.

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