Not So Random Question
Why do I have a seemingly endless supply of people in my life who will, with a straight face, say “I was an asshole to you, why are you mad?” But not one who is all “I commented on all your blogs today, believe you don’t tweet enough and here’s a vanilla/vanilla cupcake, why are you happy?”
October 11th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I never ask why someone is happy, lest I jinx the whole process.
October 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Why a vanilla cupcake?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Deliciousness.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Racism.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Mmm racism is so delicious! Is there anything racism can’t do?
October 12th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Doesn’t do a thing for my kitchen floor.
Then again, my kitchen floor is white, so feel free to sneer.
October 13th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Vanilla/vanilla cupcakes are boring. And very, well, vanilla.
And why does posting this comment make me want one of those horrible, chemical-y orange topped Hostess numbers from back in the day?