Clareified

How come bakery cookies always suck?

Me: I can’t sleep. My mom: Close your eyes and go to sleep. #didshethinkIdidntthinkofthat #newtwitteracct #unhelpfuladvicefrommymom

Hmm…okay, my mom may be onto something. #iamnowtweetingwatchingTVandeatingasnack #shouldcloseeyesandgotosleep #interviewtomorrowmorn #fml

Have interview tomorrow for job I don’t want, but desperately need. Wish me…um… #jesustakethewheel

Why am I watching High School Musical instead of sleeping? #ohyeahzacefronisadorable #andhesings #andplaysbasketball #notapedophile

I feel dead

I’ll be thinking about this all day rt: @basseyworld ‘the truth is the sun”. If you don’t see it, you dont’ want to see it.

Hah! rt: @basseyworld Do I blame Rhianna for anything? yes. I blame her for swelling up so quickly. Stupid bitch. She did that to hurt him.

I am eating the worst bacon cheeseburger ever. How. Is. This. Possible? #whoeffsupbaconandcheeseONMEAT

wish i had TV rt: @RT @elonjames: “Chris Brown is the reason why the caged bird happily sat in the cage. The Cage provided protection.”

rt: @elonjames @basseyworld Instead of proposing to my GF I’ve decided to just ask her if she wants to go #HalfOnABaby. #HowRKellyAreYou?

Ok, who wants to hire me without an interview or references for an amazing job paying six figures with health, dental and 12 weeks vacation?

I have just named my friend’s fetus Brady Zac! I think this is a keeper.

OMG. Totally. And naptime! rt: @kenwheaton RT @benkunz: Why don’t adults have recess? Recess is fun. We control the world. So what gives?

I’m going to start telling strangers that I’m an astronaut. Gonna google answers to potential followup questions now. #suitishot #foodisbad

If you are on a plane and they start showing Julia Roberts’ Duplicity. Get off. By any means necessary. #thismovieisabomb

Me. #imsovainthatsongwasaboutme rt: @allthingsjls Where r all the smart, sassy, single 30ish women twitterers hiding these days? Any recs?

is under the dryer after spending 7 hours pulling out braids, washing, perming and coloring her hair. This is some CIA level torture, son.

still under the dryer. If telling national secrets could make this stop, I so would. #whoneedswaterboarding #getablackladytodoterroristshair

Huh. A band of black hairdressers in Afghanistan? #iwouldseethatmovie #jobcreationintheinnercity #definitelatifahproject #clearlyivelostit

How come I can never get my hair done at home without my mom screaming “girl, get your ass in that chair now”? #truestory #imtweetingwoman

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