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Conversation of the Day

Alceste: Nah, I can’t get a two seater.
Me: Yeah, where would you put the car seat?
Mary: That’s what the trunk’s for!

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12 Responses to “Conversation of the Day”

  1. Rick Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 am

    Do you think any of these people even bothered to have kids, or to investigate child car safety, before using dead babies as a punchline?

  2. Dawn Summers Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Look, buster, you know how in love with you I am, but if you’re gonna spout Republican talking points, I am going to call you out. But if you demand to see the President’s penis to prove nationality, I will be right behind you! Birthers unite.

  3. Mary Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Hey, if the baby’s alive when you put them in the trunk and alive when you take them out then it’s not a dead baby joke. And if the baby is strapped into the car seat, well, then safety’s not much of an issue.

    : )

  4. Dawn Summers Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Can ‘t argue with logic.

  5. pearatty Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Cool, I like this new rule, can’t make baby or kid jokes unless you have one. :)

  6. Ugarles Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Stick the baby in the trunk.

  7. pearatty Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Is Ugarles’ comment really a joke? It seems more like an order.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I think he’s just flexing his breeder muscle. By which, of course, I mean his penis.

  9. Alceste Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    dude…

  10. Mary Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    What has happened to the old Dawn? This new Dawn is scaring me…

    As for Ugarles, baby Melbourne will only grow up physically and emotionally stronger from all those trips in the trunk.

  11. Dawn Summers Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I blame the rap music.

  12. F-Train Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 12:30 am

    You want dead baby jokes?

    What’s gross? A truck full of dead babies.
    What’s grosser than gross? A truck full of dead babies with a live one in the middle.
    What’s grosser than grosser than gross? A truck full of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out.

    This trip back to the 4th grade brought to you by the letter F.

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