Clareified

College rankings are so rigged.

you wish that this country had mandatory baptism for all babies, so that your retarded cousin’s son who is in the emergency room for the seventh time since his birth, would be covered. Pout.

Mary snapped the shot right after my engagement!

Pdov, pearatty, Fisch, Alceste, Ugarles, Jamie, Yaron, Tae, Heitmosa, Eric…et al. Hella well done!

song via April

Pearatty wins the award this week for the third to last comment on the healthcare post…number 64. Wow. She is a genius and pretty much stands for truth, light, justice and the American way.

Really, if she would only tweet, I would so gay polygamy marry her.

For the rest of you, thank you for your hard work. Please redouble your efforts next week. DAMN YOU WordPress.

Fine,

Man I miss menudo,

Dawn Summers-Efron

In response to my post about Hard Knocks with the Bengals getting higher ratings than Hard Knocks with the Cowgirls, Stb writes:
of course. people tuned in wondering when cincy got a football team

Negro, you don’t know my life.

Uh, hello, MCFLY, zombies EAT BRAINS, they don’t stab people. Idiot.

Hunt continues for last killer.

via Eric

South african runner’s victory in question pending confirmation of gender.

Her dramatic improvement in times, muscular build and deep voice sparked speculation about her gender. Ideally, any dispute surrounding an athlete is dealt with before a major competition. But Semenya’s stunning rise from unknown teenage runner to the favorite in the 800 happened almost overnight. That meant the gender test—which takes several weeks—could not be completed in time.

WEEKS??? DUDE. Er…or dudette.