Comments on: Senator Douchebag rears his ugly douchebag head again

By: Dawn Summers

Dawn Summers — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:20:58 +0000

Dear Senator Douchebag,

I assure you, we can AND WILL hate you more. Do NOT listen to Gib. (I can tell it is Gib and not Zac, because Zac already knows I am going easy on you because you are still one of the most liberal Senators in the Senate. You are still, however, a douchebag. And you know it.)

Truthfully (wait, do you know what that means?),

Dawn Summers-Efron

By: Gib

Gib — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:45:24 +0000

Dear Joe Lieberman,

Just so you know, if you never voted for any Democratic bills ever again, Republicans would like you a lot more, and Democrats couldn’t possibly hate you any more than they already do.

This is what we refer to as a “win-win” situation.

Regards,

Zac Efron.

By: Pdov

Pdov — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:18:20 +0000

It’s kind of cute how he is taking this whole “independent” thing for realsies.

By: Fisch

Fisch — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:45:40 +0000

It’s a story for THIS time. I’m bored damnit.

By: Dawn Summers

Dawn Summers — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:37:11 +0000

Liar! Kearns was not your friend! He only likes girls. And Alceste, but that’s a story for another time.

By: Fisch

Fisch — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:03:46 +0000

I’m bored. It’s 1 am. Where are all my friends? Oh, that’s right. Kearns moved away. Kearnssss how could you? Come back.