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Announcement

“The man’s never had a Duff in his LIFE” – Homer Simpson

I don’t know what the “Suds Summit” was about. Did you see the photos? None of those dudes look like they ever had a beer in their damn lives. GET BOTTLES ya PANSIES.

AND WHAT UP WITH BIDEN??? NON ALCOHOLIC BEER??????????????? What the hell was he doing there ANYWAY? Was Crowley all “I would feel more comfortable if another White Guy was there…apologies to your white side, Mr. President?”

I see Biden’s face -that idiotic grin – and I want to bash my TV.

I am one more “Biden gaffe” from voting third party if he’s on the ticket in ’12.

So yeah, that’ll be in…what? Two, three hours?

13 Responses to “Announcement”

  1. Angela Says:

    I only saw a quick clip of this but I’ve never seen anything more forced in my life. The beer was so stagey…it would have seemed more real if they had different drinks…somebody should have had scotch, somebody should have had a G&T. Then at least I could have pretended to believe it.

    Especially Biden with the fake beer. Um, if you don’t want alcohol, have an iced tea. You don’t have to have a mug of suds in front of you to be a man and hash that stuff out.

    I told petitedov the other day that I stay pretty apathetic towards politics these days but this kind of thing makes me want to slap a fool.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Wooorrrddd. I was feeling very slappy this morning.

  3. Peter Says:

    I was hoping Biden would’ve gone all Delaware on everyone’s ass at the beer summit and reach for a Dogfish Head.

    The biggest offense, though, is that Obama’s beer of choice is Bud Light. Seriously? First the mom jeans and now Bud Light. He was supposed to be the cool president.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    No, biggest offense is definitely Biden’s “mee too”ness.

  5. Petitedov Says:

    Biden doesn’t drink alcohol because he had too many alcoholics in his family. I mean can you imagine how much more entertaining he would be if he drank! So much awesomeness.

    I’m with Peter though – Dogfish represent.

  6. elana Says:

    the whole thing is retarded with apologies to anyone actually retarded. Is Obama a summer camp counselor? Does he not have wars to end? An economy to fix? I’m so glad he has time to insert himself into and then mediate this stupidity. He should have put Oprah on it and shut his face.

  7. Petitedov Says:

    RT @MarquardtA Biden last Sept:“I’m the only guy you know who doesn’t drink. Never had a drink in my life, too many alcoholics in my family”

  8. Angela Says:

    I love that petitedov is RTing in blog comments.

  9. Petitedov Says:

    Web 3.0 baby. I’m ahead of the curve.

    #notreallywastoolazytoedit
    #kindofstoleitfromdawnbutwontadmitit

  10. Yaron Says:

    Dawn – for once your political instincts are spot-on. Biden nearly ruined a great photo op, just by sitting there and eating his fucking pretzels. And not drinking beer. He’s a national disgrace, and he’s an embarrassment to Obama by proxy. “Nobody messes with Joe?” No way could Obama say that nowadays with a straight face. He’d get about three syllables in and then have to turn away from the cameras.

  11. Dawn Summers Says:

    Heeeey, what do you mean “for once”???? Let me get this misconception Clareified for you: Dawn Summers is always right!

  12. pearatty Says:

    Obama had beer with Crowley to distract the public and the media from the fact that his healthcare bill isn’t passing in the timeframe he set, and when it does pass, he doesn’t have the experience or balls to make it pass with a public option.

  13. Dawn Summers Says:

    whoa whoa whoa…save those comments for my secret liberal democratic eyes only blog.

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