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In 50 words or less…

What the hell is wrong with Joe Jackson?

On rumors that Michael Jackson had a “secret” son…

Or at least a son who was secret up until last month, when 25-year-old Norwegian Omer Bhatti’s placement next to the Jackson family in the front row of his memorial—not to mention his undeniable resemblance to the late King of Pop and the fact that he spent eight years living at Neverland Ranch—got tongues wagging.

Papa Joe’s included.

“I knew he had another son, yes I did,” he said. “He looks like a Jackson, he acts like a Jackson, he can dance like a Jackson…”

2 Responses to “In 50 words or less…”

  1. elana Says:

    What the hell is wrong with Joe Jackson?

    Ha! That list is longer than “How is Dawn crazy”. If I ever go back to school we can collaborate and turn that into its obvious genesis; a thesis statement.

  2. David Says:

    Hi cousin.

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