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Dear Mets fans,

So, um, you know how when a pitcher is on pace to have a perfect game? (Yeah, no, obviously not one of *our* pitchers, stop being silly. But you know what I mean.) Okay, so he’s all on pace and when he gets back to the dugout after pitching everyone leaves him alone and shuts the hell up about it?
Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna need from you guys right now. A big steaming cup of shut-the-hell-up-before-you-spook-them-and-they-start-losing-again-and-I-have-to-kill-you.

Please and thank you.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 at 6:22 am and is filed under Mets. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Dear Mets fans,”

  1. Drizztdj Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    That would mean not admitting they’re playing for the Mets.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:51 am

    I’m sorry, Drizz, didn’t catch what you were saying. I was on the line with Brett Favre, he says that despite two months of jerking the Vikes around, he *won’t* be untiring after all. Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
    #probablybelongsonmyfootballblog

  3. Chilly Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    GO PONDSCUM!

  4. Dawn Summers Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Huh? Am I supposed to google pondscum now?

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