Where does the good go

Dear Mets fans,

So, um, you know how when a pitcher is on pace to have a perfect game? (Yeah, no, obviously not one of *our* pitchers, stop being silly. But you know what I mean.) Okay, so he’s all on pace and when he gets back to the dugout after pitching everyone leaves him alone and shuts the hell up about it?
Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna need from you guys right now. A big steaming cup of shut-the-hell-up-before-you-spook-them-and-they-start-losing-again-and-I-have-to-kill-you.

Please and thank you.

4 Responses to “Dear Mets fans,”

  1. Drizztdj Says:

    That would mean not admitting they’re playing for the Mets.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    I’m sorry, Drizz, didn’t catch what you were saying. I was on the line with Brett Favre, he says that despite two months of jerking the Vikes around, he *won’t* be untiring after all. Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

  3. Chilly Says:


  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Huh? Am I supposed to google pondscum now?

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