Church of England to offer marriage and baptism combos

Which, of course, beats the divorce plus decapitation dealies they used to be known for.

7 Responses to “Church of England to offer marriage and baptism combos”

  1. fisch Says:

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  2. fisch Says:

    (I’m slowly leaving you a comment in morse code.)

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    Lucky for you I am known for my patience. Like a saint.

  4. fisch Says:

    The only time I would put you and saint in the same sentence is if I were to say “Dawn is rooting for the patriots to beat the saints.”
    That is the only time.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    I love that sentence! In November I will be at Ugarles’ house doing that very thing and winning the hearts and minds of all toddlers present for the occasion! #truestory Riots ’10!

  6. Ugarles Says:

    Incorrect, we will be at your house with the big teevee. And “we” will be looking for valuables while “you” are distracted by a toddler.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    Bahahhahha. Well played, Jew, well played.

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