Brain dumpage

What the fuck is the NBA Summer League and why did I just watch 11 minutes of it?

Bumped into a pregnant woman on the platform and I felt so bad…but, dude, why are they just allowed to roam around like that? I mean, maybe it’s cool out West, but in crowded cities it gets dangerous! Can’t they be put on a farm or something upstate…for their own protection, not because they creep me out.

Yes, you should think about the moral aspects of homosexuality. Choosing to divorce and embrace your same sex attraction is something that is definitely between you and God. Cause you know who it really shouldnt be between? You and me. Thanks!

Hippie: You live in Brooklyn?! You really should join the food co-op! It’s a great to support environ -
Me: – Let me stop you right there. I drive to the bodega around the corner to buy candy.

Is it great vine or grape vine?

Babies are great! Baby vomit, less great. Less.

They are called feelings not sayings for a reason.

25 Responses to “Brain dumpage”

  1. Yaron Says:

    Good idea about the farm… might get crowded there, though.

    Also, what happens if a baby vomits on the great vine?

  2. Alceste Says:

    It’s “heard it through the grapevine” if that’s what you’re thinking about (note: this brings back fond memories of me botching the title as “heard it on the grapevine” in front of 5 million households — good times)

  3. dawn s. Says:

    hahaha was that one of your jeoprady questions? and yes, I mean from the song…

  4. dawn s. Says:

    Yaron,
    Upstate is huge! Lots of room.

  5. Ugarles Says:

    You should join the coop just to keep from going broke. They have candy!

    And discounted parking.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    No, thanks. I work for pay, not to be allowed to shop.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    Plus, I bet they only have ghez candy. That’s sugar and gluten free.

  8. Alceste Says:

    Yes, that was a jeopardy question — I heard it on the grapevine for -$400, Alex…

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    Well, i would have said “I heard it through the great vine.” Not sure which is worse.

  10. F-Train Says:

    For someone who doesn’t like to hear about other people’s feelings, you sure do write about your own quite a bit!

  11. Alceste Says:

    And people really seem to like to talk to you — who are these people who feel like they can share so much yet not read your blog?

  12. Dawn Summers Says:

    Yes, but my feelings are normal “I don’t like baby vomit,” feelings. Not “I might be gay, should I get a divorce” feelings.

  13. Dawn Summers Says:

    @Alceste hahahah well, I think one of them does read my blog. That is the *HOPE*!

  14. Dawn Summers Says:

    13 comments was getting freaky.

  15. pearatty Says:

    “For someone who doesn’t like to hear about other people’s feelings, you sure do write about your own quite a bit!”

    I suppose part of the difference would be that it’s kind of assumed that we’re interested in Dawn’s feelings if we’re logging onto her blog in the first place.

  16. Dawn Summers Says:

    I feel positively toward pearatty.

  17. pearatty Says:

    Yeah, but just because I’m a suckup. :)

  18. Dawn Summers Says:

    I feel good about people sucking up. What? Is that wrong? Take note: F-train. I feel negatively about being critized. I feel positively about being sucked up to. Jerkwad.

  19. Rick Blaine Says:

    pearatty 5:25 — why is that assumed? Who assumes that? Don’t assume.

  20. Dawn Summers Says:

    Hahah pearatty 5:25, as opposed to pearatty 6:14! Hahahah

  21. F-Train Says:

    Well if you feel negatively about being critized, then I won’t critize you or your lack of internal editor. But only because it’s still the birthday season.

  22. Eric Says:

    Plus, I bet they only have ghez candy. That’s sugar and gluten free.

    Probably, you know, “fair trade” as well.

  23. dawn s Says:

    Ugh, yeah and “conflict free.” Give me bloody candy, dammit!

  24. dawn s Says:

    F-train,

    I *have* an internal editor. It’s called Clareified.com. Without the blog, these thoughts might be *said* out loud. Without the merciful vageries of “maybe she doesn’t mean me.” (Except you know who, I clearly meant YOU there. AND YOU KNOW IT!) But not you. See? Ah, where would I be without doubt?

  25. Dawn Summers Says:

    So, what you’re all saying is NOBODY knows what the NBA summer league is.

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