You only turn 29 a handful of times

Happy Birthday to me!
I wish myself truckloads of cheer! I hope I laugh out loud. I wish me well!
I didn’t stay up last night to watch the clock change over. I went to bed at a reasonable hour and woke up this morning in time to shower and catch my bus. (Okay, really it’s 8:15 on July seventh right now I’m trying to be real careful so that I don’t do anything that results in a reporter signing off his segment with the phrase “today would have been her 34th birthday. This is Luis Guiterrez for Channel Four News.” 34? What?! Freaking reporters never checking their facts!)
But anyway, that’s the plan. There will be no big doings today. I will have a tall latte and chocolate donut for breakfast, water and starbursts for lunch and then be back in bed at a reasonable hour to do it all again on Thursday. Hopefully, I’ll have a fun shindig on Saturday (after a full day at work!) (Awww, poor Dawn Summers! That’s so sad, I should buy her something on amazon and/or fold to all her raises and bets Saturday. Huh? What? Who wrote that? Michael? Is that you?)
Truth is last year was great! I feel like I actually grew up and hopefully this year will be chockful of more great and awesome things. I don’t need to compromise getting to work on time with candle blowing and daquiri drinking (today anyway…we’ll see what Saturday brings) just because it’s my birthday. I have my eye on having a whole great year. So, we’ll save the big doings for the weekend, and today just be grateful that we made it through another year. Give thanks that I’m healthy(as far as I know right now, but Kearns assures me that at my advanced age, my liver, kidney, eyes and brain have well deteriorated past usefulness. Guess I’m going to have to harvest some new healthy 25-year-old ones that some newly murdered in his sleep Stonybrook student won’t be needing. )
That my mom is thriving under her new healthy lifestyle. (Actual conversation from Sunday Me: Mommy, I’m hungry. Did you cook anything for me? My mother: Sure, I have leftover grilled salmon and spinach. Me: Umm…I said for *me*! I then hung up and crashed Pi’s BBQ where I was fed cheeseburgers, hot dogs and ice cream Grilled salmon! Well, I never!)
I have a job that pays for my great apartment and kick ass car. I have friends who make me laugh, but who are also wicked smart and teach me something new almost everyday. (Look, some days my brain is full alright?) I love that I still find time for the hobbies that add color to my world and for my faith that in the end everything will work itself out the way God intended.
It’s the Dawn of a new year!
Happy My Birthday!

13 Responses to “You only turn 29 a handful of times”

  1. Tae Says:

    This morning I was wondering why we didn’t have the same birthday. Then I remembered that that would go completely against the universal law of “more for us.”

    Happy birthday, my dear! I hope it’s a wonderful one.

  2. Petitedov Says:

    Happy birthday! Many more returns and to a great year!

  3. fisch Says:

    Wow, that was a cheerful one. I like it.

  4. Ugarles Says:

    Happy 29th, SON!

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    haaahahaah. Thanks, SON!

  6. Eric Says:

    Happy birthday! You should always be happy about your birthday – consider the alternative.

  7. Gerard Says:

    Being unhappy about your birthday?

    I don’t see what’s so tragic about that.

  8. F-Train Says:

    I know what to give you for your birthday! Consider this the first of several.

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    NUMBER ONE ON THE BLOGROLL, BLYAT!

  10. Karol Says:

    Oh my gosh! It’s your birthday? Hope it sooooooo much fun and you get every kindle you desire. Best wishes Dawnie!

    -Your Best Friend Forever.

  11. Dawn Summers Says:

    :( Kindle Fail.

  12. Jordan Says:

    Happy Birthday, to you. Happy Birthday, to you. Happy Birthday, Dear Dawn Summers. Happy Birthday, to you.

  13. Jake Says:

    Everyone can come up with what they are doing on their birthday. You are the only one that has a birthday month. What are you doing on your Birthday Month?

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