Tweets of the week
*look lady the phrase “it’s probably benign” is NOT useful
*I need two fillings, a bond and a cleaning. I have one thing to say to whoever gave me dental insurance: SUCKA!
*Hearts President Obama! He’s so tall and wonderful and awesome and chocolately
*Have I told you lately that I LOVE BARACK OBAMA? No? Really? I coulda sworn…well, nevermind I LOVE BARACK OBAMA!!!
*just saw a raccoon as big as a dog. I didn’t overreact at all. There was no running into the street or screaming.
*Is changing all the words in a Bill Withers song so that I am wishing myself well. ” I wish me truckloads of cheer; hope I laugh out loud!”
*hahaha Sorry, buddy. You must not have gotten the memo: I don’t put up with bullshit anymore. Try to holla at me three years ago.
*When the three celebrities die, do three more rise in their place? Like did someone just call up Sanjaya and say “get in there, kid!”
*Ok, is it wrong that I unfollowed Tina Fey cause she said the “Kit Kat” was her favorite chocolate bar? IT’S BARELY CHOCOLATE AT ALL!
*Huh. In Canada 39 degrees comes with *humidity* #CanadaFail
*coworkers are bashing Gov. Paterson. Contemplating asking if it’s because he’s black and making them feel uncomfortable.
*And just when the silence becomes awkwardly unbearable, going “Just kidding. He’s blind. Probably doesn’t even know he’s black.”
*hahaha heard someone coming and I could not quickly find a single window on my screen that didn’t contain proof I was goofing off #hatemyjob
*Woman whose name I don’t know, existence I barely remember apologized to me cuz she thinks I said GN yesterday and she didnt say it back.
*FUCK For some reason thought 8-2 was 4 and that I had 4 hours left at work. NOW I HAVE FIVE HOURS LEFT! #MathFail #KillMe
*hates people who fake asking permission. “Mind if I change the channel?” but the remote’s already in their hand. #grrr
*Having fun writing happy birthday notes to an almost 1 year old: “Dear Ryan, I assume I am your favorite fake aunt. Unless you are racist.”
*has 1 hour and 5 minutes to go before she blows this popsicle stand. MMM popsicles.
*You know what I don’t like about promotions with “no raise but more responsibility”? The lack of a raise and increased responsibility. #FAIL
*Has taken a new job amusing @Karols for $2 a joke. BMW should be paid off by Friday.
*Kinda wants to ask the guy behind her how many documents he has finished so she can decide if she should be tweeting less. Or tweeting more.
*This one’s for Alceste: Little miss, little miss, little miss can’t be wrong!
Tweetversation:
@Karols: I swear I knew it was the 70th when the cop didn’t want to take the report. Worst precinct of all time. Louima precinct. Get your report and get outta there.
@Me: I’m trying, Vasya! But if I see anyone with plungers, I’m leaving without the report!
July 6th, 2009 at 3:56 am
Ryan says “of course you’re my favorite fake aunt. Daddy, what’s racist mean?”