Time for a new wardrobe?

Doctor: Oh my gosh! Aren’t you just the cutest? How old are you?
Me: 33.
Doctor: Oh. Um…okay, so what brings you here today?

I blame the scrunchy and ponytail.

14 Responses to “Time for a new wardrobe?”

  1. elana Says:

    aren’t you cute indeed… when I first met you I thought you were a kid Karol was babysitting.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    I am cute!

  3. Petitedov Says:

    Someone, maybe Karol(?), needs to go shopping with you. You need to dress like someone who owns a beamer, not a tricycle. (I say this with a lot of love – you’re not just cute but pretty, you need show that off not hide.)

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    umm…thanks?

  5. Petitedov Says:

    well you’re the one who said you wore scrunchy. If you are over the age of 12, those should be worn only to the gym. I am giving you a compliment, dammit.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    But how else am I supposed to scrunch all my braids together?

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahaha scrunchy is a word in scrabble! hahahaha #nerd

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Besides Karol was supposed to take me shopping for my birthday 7 years ago. I am still waiting. I am also still waiting for my John Kerry lost dinner.

  9. Karol Says:

    I offered to take you shopping and you said no. So, please visit my website. I do still owe you a John Kerry lost dinner but between your working 16 hours a day and playing scrabble and poker like a lunatic, you are never free.

  10. Karol Says:

    Oh, also, I gave her a bunch of my adorable clothes. Not my fault she lost a bunch of weight and doesn’t fit into them anymore.

  11. Grammar Queen Says:

    There is a whole Sex and the City episode about how an adult woman cannot wear a scrunchy around New York. Also, nix on the hair rubber bands that come with big plastic gumball looking thingys on them. Hold your braids together with regular hair rubber band thingy. If it’s not big enough, surely Goody makes something adult and subtle you can use to tie them back. Check the CVS hair section.

  12. Pearatty Says:

    I agree with Grammar Queen.

  13. Eric Says:

    Do we really want to be taking our cues from Sex and the City? If so you all need to start cheating on your boyfriends/husbands and spending more on shoes.

  14. April Says:

    Lemme get this straight. Someone doesn’t think you look as old as you are and this is a BAD thing?

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