To my loyal readers
If this blog and all iterations of my Dawn Summers persona disappears in the next few weeks it is because I have declared my candidacy for Mayor of New York City.
Oh, does anyone know how to make this blog and all iterations of my Dawn Summers persona disappear?
Oh, and if you guys keep your mouths shut, I’ll let you get away with one ticket for speeding or less. Code word: Dawnsummerswho?
Oh, and if you live in New York City, please vote for me. I will be the candidate using the recycled Ferrer posters that read “Vote for me. I’m more like you. Coommeee Ooonnn.”
For further info on my key issue: www.twitter.com/realdawnsummers
And lastly, I love puppies.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Yeah, I joined your Dawn Summers for US Senate facebook group so I’m not falling for this again.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Hahaha did you?
July 1st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
You made me, welcome.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:07 pm
You had me at make Dawn Summers disappear.
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 am
Oh, now that’s just what I need – the ability to get out of tickets in NYC.
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:28 am
Hey, Eric, you never know. With me moving on to Mayor, a spot will be opening up in a sweatshop for lawyers right here in NY!
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:48 am
You forgot babies. Puppies and babies.
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 am
Sure, but I’d have to be careful not to amass a lot of debt getting a law degree there.