Not so random request
Dear “Senior litigation legal assistant,”
I realize that ordering meals for us is your one time to really shine. To show the powers that be how wonderfully creative and whimsical you can be. I shrugged when you ordered bagels on Sunday morning and then got an assortment of cream cheeses which included chipotle, guava, sundried tomato and squash. I don’t eat cream cheese, so who cared. I was similarly nonchalant about your bizarre Thai food choices (no pad thai? Really?) because all that stuff was likely lathered in Dawn killing peanut oil; plus, I was face deep in the watermelon I brought from home.
But when it is your job to order *pizza* IN NEW YORK and you get some flatbread crap covered in sauce and WHATEVER the hell that was (brisket? Pork? Sheep guts?) that is when you have crossed the line, missy. Do what you will with pizza, but you best damn make sure you get one pie that is PLAIN and one pie that is PEPPERONI. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Sincerely,
Dawn Summers
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:59 am
You are having your righteous indignations way too late on the curve. The correct order would have been:
“Chipotle Cream Cheese?”, followed by *facepunch*
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:34 am
Dawn Summers for President! (Of ordering things for lunch.)
Go Watermelon! Go Pepperoni!