Not so random life lesson
You can order shrimp from a sketchy Chinese restaurant. You can eat that shrimp and then proclaim victory five hours later because you didn’t get sick at all.
However.
You cannot return to the cafeteria refrigerator, where you stored the leftover of said shrimp, two days later and eat the remainder of the sketchy Chinese restaurant meal.
Well, you can.
But then you will learn, first hand, a lesson that I am graciously attempting to impart to you without the sweat, vomit and stomach ache.
Stupid pizza lady.
June 10th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Ow. My tummy hurts.
June 10th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
OOH, a comment! Oh…right. Waaa. My tummy still hurts.
June 10th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
OMG! TWO comments ALREADY! Oh…dang it. I keep forgetting…could this be a new symptom of food poisoning?
June 10th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I remembered this time…I just don’t like the number 3. Four is nice and even. #undiagnosedOCD
June 10th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
That is the opposite of OCD. 3 and 5 are usually the touchstone numbers. You’ll be fine unless you respond to this.
June 10th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Haahhahaha
June 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
“Bitch set me up!”
June 10th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Feel better, stomach pain is the worst. (You obv. have commenting problem, blame it on the shrimp.)
June 10th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I do not understand the word “problem” in your sentence, pdov.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
this is going to impede your cupcake molesting.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Feel better.
June 10th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Thanks pearatty!
Bite me, Elana.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:29 am
that Sucks(tm)
June 11th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Next time add the duck sauce.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Even scrolling past this post makes me nauseous.