Buuurrrrnnnn
So, my superhot college roommate, the one who starred with Jackie Chan and the black guy in part 3 of those movies with Jackie Chan and a black guy, put up another one of her predictably stunning photos as her facebook profile picture, the following exchange then took place:
Dawn: WOW! Hot damn, Elena, you’re a SUPERMODEL!!!!! And a 21-year-old looking supermodel at that! Who’d you cut out of the photo? LOL
Elena: You know, all the years in a biology lab to find an anti-aging solution (remember all the radioactive stuff you saw in the UCSD lab?). Just went to an Indian wedding…cut out a whole bunch of people so you can actually see me in the pict.
Man: I remember when I was 10 years younger or so, everyone would think it was cute if I asked “will you marry me” whenever someone of the opposite gender did something remotely cool or made a particularly good fashion choice but now I know that is no longer a wise thing to do in my age group 
Dawn: Are you asking Elena to marry you ???
Elena: No! Apparently this type of question is not appropriate to ask nor answer in our age group 
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Dawn:hahahahahahahaah
Man: Translation:
“Elena- you look lovely in that photo and your profile pics somehow get better and better.
Dawn- nice car.”
June 10th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Wow. I’ve been calling Elena by the wrong name all these years!
DRobbSki = fail
June 10th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Eyebrow raise…what did you call her?
June 10th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Man dug himself a big hole…. then a even bigger hole.
Somehow Dawn has the great ability to get people to dig their own graves.
And of course, Elena is far from what Dawn has described….and especially if you can call ‘starring’ = 2.5 seconds on the screen. but thank you for the great support and hype.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I called her one of your many very pretty roommates in a suite of four pretty roommates, of course.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Dawn took some liberties with the punctuation and quoting. Elena’s actual response reads:
“apparently this type of question is not appropriate to ask nor answer in our age group
.”
This behavior is typical of her (Dawn’s) ilk.
I actually don’t feel any sense of embarrassment whatsoever. You’d have to be insane the way Dawn might be to interpret my statement as serious. Last time I said this tho at 26, the girl actually stopped and thought about it for a second or two instead of laughing in my face which was the expected response and I realized I was no longer cute, charming or young enough to get away with this joke anymore.
Dawn had threatened to track me down and hit my arm and I responded to that statement in kind. this time around, I felt no real sense of injury. From motorcycle riding, to peering into a binocular microscope to wearing a green dress, there was a trend of improvement in Elena’s profile pics and the last one was quite lovely. Would it launch a thousand ships? It did launch a jocular marriage proposal. As for Dawn, she was only trying to cause trouble about something I didn’t really care about so I shelved the snarkier response I had in my head and decided that i should just say something nice if I had to say anything at all.
since I had been complimentary of Elena’s pic, I thought I should do the same with Dawn’s. So i looked long and hard at her profile pic, searched my soul, tried to walk a mile in her shoes and celebrate her humanity and beauty. When that failed (I am human too and it was early in the morning), I decided I wouldn’t mind having the German engineered car she was standing in front of.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Dawn took some liberties with the punctuation and quoting. Elena’s actual response reads:
“apparently this type of question is not appropriate to ask nor answer in our age group
.”
This behavior is typical of her (Dawn’s) ilk.
I actually don’t feel any sense of embarrassment whatsoever. You’d have to be insane the way Dawn might be to interpret my statement as serious. Last time I said this tho at 26, the girl actually stopped and thought about it for a second or two instead of laughing in my face which was the expected response and I realized I was no longer cute, charming or young enough to get away with this joke anymore.
Dawn had threatened to track me down and hit my arm and I responded to that statement in kind. this time around, I felt no real sense of injury. From motorcycle riding, to peering into a binocular microscope to wearing a green dress, there was a trend of improvement in Elena’s profile pics and the last one was quite lovely. Would it launch a thousand ships? It did launch a jocular marriage proposal. As for Dawn, she was only trying to cause trouble about something I didn’t really care about so I shelved the snarkier response I had in my head and decided that i should just say something nice if I had to say anything at all.
since I had been complimentary of Elena’s pic, I thought I should do the same with Dawn’s. So i looked long and hard at her profile pic, searched my soul, tried to walk a mile in her shoes and celebrate her humanity. When that failed (I am human too and it was early in the morning), I decided I wouldn’t mind having the German engineered car she was standing in front of.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Buuurn.
June 13th, 2009 at 3:53 am
you are lovely and beautiful as well. unlike those in your profession, I don’t make a living or habit of lying either.