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Not so random at work at 6 am thought

“McCafay” lattes should be called “McCrapay” lattes.
They taste bad, are only 19 cents cheaper than Starbucks, don’t come with the nifty cup sleeve and have this weird spout thingie covering the drink hole making it impossible for you to drink out of the drink hole, and COME ON it’s a DRINK HOLE.
So then you’ve all got to figure out that you need to pop the spout back (not push it in) and then you press it down in a groove on the lid and there’s your drink hole. But it’s 6 a.m. and you’re tired and still skeptical, so you just take the whole lid off and discover THEY ONLY FILL THE CUP 3/4 of the way! Making it MORE EXPENSIVE, per fluid ounce*, than the better tasting, sleeved, regular drink hole Starbucks latte.

*Writer makes no pretense about having done any actual math or measurements.

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14 Responses to “Not so random at work at 6 am thought”

  1. Eric Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    You’re not really a morning person, are you?

  2. Alceste Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Why were you at the office at 6?

    And the mcdonald’s coffee is not bad — anything involving espresso and steamed milk at a mcdonalds would have given me pause though…

  3. Dawn Summers Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Why were you at the office at 6?

    I get paid by the hour and just bought a new Beamer.

    You’re not really a morning person, are you?

    Nope.

  4. Alceste Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Just remember, unless it’s different on the plaintiff side (which it very well could be given the fee structure), litigation clients won’t pay for more than 10 hours a day.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    It’s different. Way different. hahaha “10 hours a day”! Alceste funny. :(

  6. Dawn Summers Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    And the people want to know what you teach at that University AND why you’ve been hiding it!

  7. Alceste Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Teaching evil — and I do not hide it.

  8. Pdov Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    I blame Bush. (I hope you are going home soon.)

  9. Dawn Summers Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Nope. And for that I definitely blame Bush! He owes me SUCH an apology at this point.

  10. Pdov Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    You are STILL at work. Wow, you made me feel bad for a lawyer. Good job Dawn.

  11. Dawn Summers Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 12:09 am

    I’m home now. Though I will be back in the office in 6 hours! (Why am I awake!?!!?)

  12. pearatty Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Too much coffee.

  13. Eric Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I’m home now. Though I will be back in the office in 6 hours! (Why am I awake!?!!?)

    I’m glad your health has been so robust in recent years you can totally afford to take it for granted.

  14. Dawn Summers Says:
    June 9th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Shut it.

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