Where does the good go

Really, I’m only thinking one thing here…

Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black.

21 Responses to “Really, I’m only thinking one thing here…”

  1. Ken Says:

    Hahahaha. No. They weren’t.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:


  3. pearatty Says:

    I have to say, I would have been surprised if they were black.

    I went once to the UniverSoul Circus, the all-black circus. The audience was almost entirely black. After eating my snacks, I put the cardboard tray and whatnot on the ground, as I would at anypublic arena I’ve ever been to. At some point, I got up to go to the bathroom or something, and a woman walking by looked at me, then my trash, and said, “Is that yours?” I picked it up and threw it away, thinking she was a little anal.

    When the circus was over, I waited for most of the crowd to leave before I headed for the exit. Passing by the seats, I noticed that there was nary a scrap of garbage on the floors. It was the cleanest post-event arena I have ever seen. I developed the theory that black people are cleaner, because they’ll be judged more harshly if they’re not.

    Does that thought make me racist?

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Well, I don’t know if that makes you racist. Personally, I only litter in white neighborhoods and I’m pretty sure that makes me racist.

  5. pearatty Says:

    Well, we know you’re racist. What about me?

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Do you live in Arizona?

  7. VinNay Says:

    I knew they weren’t black for a number of reasons –

    1. Black people don’t eat salami.
    2. I’ve never seen a black man change a diaper.
    3. There was a father in the story. (Burn)

    My guess is they were my people, italian- father with a wife beater and a gold chain. The wife wore too much makeup and had the heaviest bronx accent you can imagine mixed with a heavy cough from smoking 2 packs a day.

  8. Karol Says:

    I’m guessing Spanish, either Puerto Rican or Dominican.

    And Dawn is the biggest litterer I have ever seen like anywhere, ever. You all would be horrified.

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    Not my fault white neighborhoods don’t pay someone to follow me around with a trash can.
    I will admit it wasn’t the littering in Ken’s story, but the food preparation and waste cleaning without running water AND on a subway that got me. UGH!!!!

  10. tae Says:

    I’d put money on Karol’s guess.

    And if you litter near me I will make you pick it up and throw it out. Without pay.

  11. tae Says:

    Now there’s a show. “Litter Police [Insert City Name].” It’s a series with spinoffs.

  12. Dawn Summers Says:

    Note to Self: Don’t litter near Tae. Although, so long as you don’t then make me pick up all the other trash in the area, I should be good.

  13. pearatty Says:

    Um. I don’t think residence should be the primary deciding factor.

  14. pearatty Says:

    Of whether one is racist, that is.

  15. Dawn Summers Says:

    OK, were you raised in Arizona?

  16. pearatty Says:

    Now that’s just racist.

  17. tae Says:


  18. Ken Says:

    They weren’t Black. They weren’t Asian. They weren’t White.

  19. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahahah Karol FTW.

  20. Jake Says:

    Couldn’t be black, but the guy was definitely a Democrat. Democrats always leave behind a trail of messes.

  21. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ha! I blog about Richard Nixon and Jake comments! What if I blog about Reagan…will I get a guest post?

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