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Really, I’m only thinking one thing here…

Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black.

21 Responses to “Really, I’m only thinking one thing here…”

  1. Ken Says:

    Hahahaha. No. They weren’t.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    YAAAAAAYYYYY O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA!

  3. pearatty Says:

    I have to say, I would have been surprised if they were black.

    I went once to the UniverSoul Circus, the all-black circus. The audience was almost entirely black. After eating my snacks, I put the cardboard tray and whatnot on the ground, as I would at anypublic arena I’ve ever been to. At some point, I got up to go to the bathroom or something, and a woman walking by looked at me, then my trash, and said, “Is that yours?” I picked it up and threw it away, thinking she was a little anal.

    When the circus was over, I waited for most of the crowd to leave before I headed for the exit. Passing by the seats, I noticed that there was nary a scrap of garbage on the floors. It was the cleanest post-event arena I have ever seen. I developed the theory that black people are cleaner, because they’ll be judged more harshly if they’re not.

    Does that thought make me racist?

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Well, I don’t know if that makes you racist. Personally, I only litter in white neighborhoods and I’m pretty sure that makes me racist.

  5. pearatty Says:

    Well, we know you’re racist. What about me?

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Do you live in Arizona?

  7. VinNay Says:

    I knew they weren’t black for a number of reasons –

    1. Black people don’t eat salami.
    2. I’ve never seen a black man change a diaper.
    3. There was a father in the story. (Burn)

    My guess is they were my people, italian- father with a wife beater and a gold chain. The wife wore too much makeup and had the heaviest bronx accent you can imagine mixed with a heavy cough from smoking 2 packs a day.

  8. Karol Says:

    I’m guessing Spanish, either Puerto Rican or Dominican.

    And Dawn is the biggest litterer I have ever seen like anywhere, ever. You all would be horrified.

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    Not my fault white neighborhoods don’t pay someone to follow me around with a trash can.
    I will admit it wasn’t the littering in Ken’s story, but the food preparation and waste cleaning without running water AND on a subway that got me. UGH!!!!

  10. tae Says:

    I’d put money on Karol’s guess.

    And if you litter near me I will make you pick it up and throw it out. Without pay.

  11. tae Says:

    Now there’s a show. “Litter Police [Insert City Name].” It’s a series with spinoffs.

  12. Dawn Summers Says:

    Note to Self: Don’t litter near Tae. Although, so long as you don’t then make me pick up all the other trash in the area, I should be good.

  13. pearatty Says:

    Um. I don’t think residence should be the primary deciding factor.

  14. pearatty Says:

    Of whether one is racist, that is.

  15. Dawn Summers Says:

    OK, were you raised in Arizona?

  16. pearatty Says:

    Now that’s just racist.

  17. tae Says:

    hahahahaha

  18. Ken Says:

    They weren’t Black. They weren’t Asian. They weren’t White.

  19. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahahah Karol FTW.

  20. Jake Says:

    Couldn’t be black, but the guy was definitely a Democrat. Democrats always leave behind a trail of messes.

  21. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ha! I blog about Richard Nixon and Jake comments! What if I blog about Reagan…will I get a guest post?

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