Dear Blind Guy in the Elevator
I know I didn’t get on the elevator with you this morning even though there was plenty of room. However, it’s not cause you are blind. It’s cause of your dog and my belief that since he knows that you are blind, would immediately seize the opportunity of being locked in a small box with me for 50 floors and eat my face. However, I have nothing against blind people. I mean, my Governor’s blind! I am not a seeist.
Yours in extreme tolerance,
Dawn J. Summers
April 20th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Tell the truth, was the guy black? Because you may not be seeist, but you’re definitely racist!
April 20th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Ugh…I can’t stand dogs, except for my brother’s friend’s pug.
I helped a (mostly) blind, elderly woman carry her walker into a hair salon the other day as I was doing my Census rounds, but that was an exceptional circumstance, i.e. she was old and blind, and it was only two steps. I don’t lift anything for total strangers.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
BS! Or rather DS! You are a species bigot. It wasn’t the blind man. You are too hoitytoity to step foot into an elevator that has a canine present. Do you honestly think that there are any such things as seeing-eye cats? I will tell fifty Obama Youth to inform on you to PETA-friendly DOJ investigators who will serve subpoenae to you at every meal.
Underdog
April 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I agree! DS is a species-ist! Moreover, I’ve been in a small box (the WayBack[patents pending]) many times and have never tried to eat the face of my human partner, Sherman. Yes, we have an inter-genus relationship. Do you have a problem with that?
Mr. Peabody