Paterson to introduce gay marriage legislation

Look, guy, since you‘ve already conceded that you’re never getting reelected, can you just also legalize poker already, so those bastards in California and Nevada can stop making fun of us. Thx

4 Responses to “Paterson to introduce gay marriage legislation”

  1. Gib Says:

    Or he could skip to the $5,000 a night hookers.

  2. Eric Says:

    If he legalized poker he’d wake up next to an Atlantic City horse’s head. ‘Course, it would take him awhile to figure out what it was.

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    Thank you, Eric, I was feeling like a slacker for not getting in a “oh, by the by, our Governor’s blind” reference in that post! Nice save! Oh, and fuck Jersey. Gimmee my poker! :)

  4. pearatty Says:

    Eric funny.

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