Clareified

Dearest President Obama,

I have begun my work to keep this country safe from the radical right-wing. Today I have identified two obvious threats.

This outlet has seemingly declared itself “a nation.” I believe we need to liberate this nation with extreme prejudice.

Meanwhile, this scourge of our fine nation is threatening to steal core deposits of our nation’s oil supply. This cannot be allowed to happen and must be stopped by any means necessary. Personally, I recommend treason charges, imprisonment and execution. AKA “Texas Justice.”

Yours truly,

Dawn Summers.

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