Comments on: Irony

By: pearatty

pearatty — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:27:53 +0000

I know. I do my part.

By: Karol

Karol — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:06:45 +0000

Eh, she doesn’t care why we do it, she just wants comments.

By: pearatty

pearatty — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:12:39 +0000

Please know that we all are not commenting because we think you’re a sucker (except for the people who specificially said that), we’re scared and angry on your behalf. Please keep yourself safe.

By: tae

tae — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:45:09 +0000

OK, OK, it would depend on who you killed, but still.

By: tae

tae — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:43:25 +0000

Oh, and don’t kill anyone else either. That would make us both sad.

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:51:30 +0000

For once I agree with tae. Sane people do not drive cars known to have faulty brakes. Especially in NYFC. It’s not like BFE Kansas where there’s nobody to hit.

Also, yes, you need a new car guy. Yours is either incompetent or criminal. Or criminally incompetent. Or even, I suppose, an incompetent criminal.

By: chsw

chsw — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:32:42 +0000

Do not take it back to that car guy. You are a lawyer. Do what lawyers do. Sue. The man’s incompetence put you in a life-threatening situation.

By: tae

tae — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:03:10 +0000

Hang on. Do I have this right? You got back into a car to drive it when you knew the brakes were not working? How’se that death wish workin’ for ya? Please don’t die. It would make me very sad.

By: Ari

Ari — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:11:21 +0000

What a sucker you are. Maybe your car guy can sell you a car. Sucker.

By: pearatty

pearatty — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:31:47 +0000

Um, yeah, you need a new car guy. This car guy sucks. I’ve met him, and he’s charming, but he sucks.

By: Alceste

Alceste — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:40:52 +0000

I am pretty sure the emergency brake does not work either (that was the first brake light that randomly started going off in the Professor).

By: Petitedov

Petitedov — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:19:36 +0000

How is that you have not replaced the car guy? How? Also – seeing how you can master football in 2 months, isn’t time to study on cars? Get thee a new auto mechanic, pronto!

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:18:17 +0000

Good luck with your car. I mean that without an ounce of irony. You are a mean, cruel and heartless harpy whose obvious ambition for world domination betrays a vicious streak of bloodlust and greed.

But that doesn’t mean we want you to die.

Oh, and for the future, if your brakes ever go out you can pull the emergency brake handle to stop your car. That’s precisely what it’s there for (not just for parking on a hill). The emergency brake is completely mechanical and doesn’t rely on brake fluids or such.