Not so random thought

If you insist on regaining all the weight you lost, make sure to check the sizes on the jeans that you pack, or else your fat butt with be met with skinny jeans. Good thing we did not set fire to those clothes yet.

As a corollary, you should check the sizes on your sweaters or you will be swimming in a bumblebee yellow and black striped shirt all day.

One Response to “Not so random thought”

  1. Petitedov Says:

    Number one rule when losing weight: Burn your old clothes. That is why now I am walking around naked.

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