Clareified

See ya next year Fitzy, as I don’t KNOW you through basketball/baseball season.

FUCK EVERYONE!

The Pats were playing football too damn well to be shown the door. Fuck karma! Fuck the Jets! Fuck Arizona and whoever the dick wins the AFC West, far from befitting a playoff spot as they may be. Fuck the dicknuts who leave comments saying, “Tough shit, Fitzy, that’s how it goes” and the like. FUCK EVERYONE!

Goodnight, Springton. There will be no encore.

My cousin’s retarded boyfriend: So are you happy now?
Me: No, why would I be happy?
Mcrb: Well the Patriots won.
Me: So, same result.
Mcrb: You know, there’s no pleasing any of the women in this family. Damn.

Don’t fucking get sick in the hood.

Me: Why would he run into a pile of guys????
Mary: That’s a typical woman question.
Me: Buuurn.
Karol: Haw haw, you’re a girl!
Mary: It’s like watching football with my aunt.
Me: Buuurnnn.
Karol: Haw haw you’re an old woman!
Me: Your team is losing by forty points!
Mary: 41.

“Maybe [Miami] will false start all the way backwards.” – Ftrain

GO GANG GREEN!!! SQUISH THE FISH!!!! SMOOSH!!!

Does anybody else think those volkswagen’s are for pregnant women commercials are wildly inappropriate and getting more so by the day?

“The Patriots game”

And let’s go whoever is playing the cowboys, the ravens, the bills, the dolpins. Heh. Oh and to whomever is playing the Colts or the Giants, please crack some Manning heads.

That is all.