Funny stuff that just ran through my head

(Really hotels should charge for the internet, or else people just use it for crap like this)

Mary: Did you bring a *dress* with you?
Me: Yes…wait, is it too late to say it’s Alceste’s?

Mary: NOOOO, I don’t want to read your twitter.

2 Responses to “Funny stuff that just ran through my head”

  1. Mary Says:

    Hey don’t use me to trick folks into reading your twitter feed…

    Unless of course you’re going to pay me. Then of course I’ll pimp your twitter feed.

    : )

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ah, Mary anyone who clicks any links on this blog ever consents to reading my twitter stream. Or my Scrabble blog.

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