Clareified

OMG, first off this is the funniest blog I’ve seen in a long time. Second, I CANNOT believe I didn’t think of it first!

You know, there was once an ugly duckling who got picked on all of the time by the other ducks, who couldn’t understand why the duckling was so ugly. But then it turned out that duckling wasn’t really a duck at all, but was in fact a TOTAL FUCKING DICK.

Take this world-class douche, for example. Everyone is just hanging out, having a good time, and Mr. “My wingspan is bigger than yours” decides to unload on the scene. Even his swan friend is embarrassed. He probably does it all the fucking time because let’s be honest: that’s just what swans do. Me personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead with a fucking swan.

via Petitedov

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