The price of fame
So funny story. I’m chatting with this girl I went to high school with and she’s all “okay, I’m going to teach you stuff about twitter.” And I’m all, no dude, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said a million times Dawn Summers doesn’t twitter.
So Karol is all “yes, you do.”
And I’m all “no, I don’t.”
And she’s all “Yes, you do.”
And I’m all “no, I don’t.”
You get the idea.
Anyway, she sends me a link to twitter/dawnsummers and is like “yes you do.”
I click it and see that someone has been “go riots” “trying to figure out how to get this on my blackberry” and positing that maybe the Illinois Governor should “give the seat the Oprah!” (which, heh, that’s funny.)
Only problem is said person is NOT ME! It’s not…though I should have stolen that Oprah line…it’s only fair seeing as they’ve stolen me!
Karol started writing back to this person and they responded for a while, but ultimately ended the conversation with the line “I have too much TV to watch to keep arguing with you. I have two words for you Key Lime PIE.”
Now, at first I thought this person made a crucial error, everyone knows Key Lime PIE is THREE words, but then I realized that my inability to count is known worldwide, plus, everyone knows that I would watch TV and love the Key lime pie! Foiled again by my cyber doppleganger.
Anyway, Karol and I, who always love a good mystery, have compiled a list of suspects. We started with Peter, since as an admitted donut stealer we know he is capable of theft.
“Hello, Peetttteeerrr.”
“Heellloo, Daaawwwwnnnn.”
Karol explains the situation and says that we thought the key lime pie line sounded like him. He seemed offended.
“That’s not something I would say!”
“Well, no not exactly, I guess you’d say something about donuts…but if you were imitating Dawn…”
He denied it and went to the fake twitter stream. “No, I didn’t do it, but it’s funny. Are you sure it isn’t Dawn?”
“No, I’m not actually. I taught her how to do the @ thing when I still thought it was her and then the “fake her” started using the @ thing.”
“Hey! I hear those airquotes, missy! IT’S NOT ME!!! Check my facebook status! IT’S NOT.”
“It might be her,” Karol says.
“NO!!!”
Anyway, we hang up with Peter and return to the drawing board. In order we think it might be
Vinnay
Fisch
Jordan
BG
Jamie
F-train
Alceste
Dawn Eden
Pearatty
Dawn (again, I don’t think it’s me and I stand by that.)
Jake (that one was Peter…actually Alceste and Dawn Eden were also Peter)
Karol (that’s right, I’m adding Karol to the list.)
December 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
“Anyway, Karol and I, who always love a good mystery”
…and who have nothing better to do…
December 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I do not think it’s most of that list. I think only one or two are possible and they are both male poker players. Or Dawn, it might be Dawn.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
IT’S NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BLYAT.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
You list needs to be narrowed down to people who read my blog. Therefore, I suspect Chilly.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I sooooo wish I thought of this, but it isn’t me. But this is something I would totally do and I am honored to be suspect number 1.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Yes! Chilly! Oh I totally should have suspected him!
December 9th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Oh it’s totally Chilly! And you really were #1, Vinnay.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Some copying my totally totally Chilly comment.
December 9th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
December 9th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Its not me. But I do think this is funny. Oh, and I don’t read Thisisnotapokerblog.
December 9th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Todd has now been threatened. I’m calling in the Feds. Someone is going down.
December 9th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
It’s got to be Blagoyavich!!
December 9th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Pearatty doesn’t twitter. Actually, I’m even thinking of taking down my Facebook page. It’s too much pressure.
December 9th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
What, I’m not a suspect? FUCK YOU
December 9th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I seriously wish I was this clever. But, alas, it can’t be me simply because I don’t have Twittering capabilities during work hours. My company blocks my ability to even post to my blog during work hours and my phone is well known not to be able to *text* let alone Twitter.
{Sigh} Too bad though. I’d like to give whoever is doing this a big round of applause.
December 9th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Sheesh Yaron! Well, you’re a suspect now!
December 9th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Peter really? The dude refuses to get a facebook page let alone twitter. But this is pretty hilarious.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
maybe it was mataik
December 9th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
maybe it was mataik
That’s what we were saying.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Too bad life doesnt have series finalle’s where all the answers are revealed.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
hahahahaha dude, tv shows don’t even have those anymore.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
You can’t edit your comments to make yourself look sharper.
That should be 2 separate comments.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
hahahaha. my blog. my rules. what happened to your rolling limits?
December 9th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
They rolled. Look it up.
December 10th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Thanks, Dawn, much better. That really means a lot to me.
December 10th, 2008 at 12:13 am
I did not steal those doughnuts! You gave them to me and I accepted.
And lest Jake, Alceste, and the other Dawn think I was accusing them, I was just brainstorming and named the first of Dawn’s blog friends I could think of.
December 10th, 2008 at 12:46 am
No problem, Yaron. Anytime.
Peter, then why is your name “Peter doughnut stealer” and not “Peter doughnut accepter”?
December 10th, 2008 at 1:32 am
By the way, pearatty, you should probably check your wall and send your thank you messages. I think Kearns is about to cry.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:10 am
What, I’m not a suspect? FUCK YOU
…and the black guy is also not on the suspect list. Really? I blame Obama for being left out. Plus, FUCK YOU.
December 10th, 2008 at 3:11 am
It’s Obama’s America now. Only white people are suspects. Although, Fisch suspected you, if that makes you feel better.
December 10th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
A little late to the party but…
Damn, I wish it was me. It isn’t. My guess is that Dawn has split personality and when she thinks she is sleeping, she is actually Twittering and organizing her Fight/Scrabble Club.
December 10th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
It wasn’t me!
December 17th, 2008 at 1:13 am
You suspected Dawn Eden? Really? She won’t even use Facebook!