Clareified

I’m having brain overload. And honestly, there’s not even any good reason for it. I have not done any of the million and one things I was supposed to do last month, much less the million and one things I was supposed to do this month. But don’t cry for me Argentina. Most of those things had to do with learning twos to make threes and what the Brady Tuck rule was again. (For those of you who were paying attention, my true football fandom quiz is rapidly approaching. Ck has it in her head that I will get fourteen questions right. Which makes me laugh because either I’m getting two or three right or I’m acing it. It is just my way. Of course, I think the only person looking forward to this quiz being over is Alceste. He has had to endure my incessant “wait, so who is Broadway Joe?” and “why don’t they always go for it on fourth and goal?” questions for the last two months. Sure, I bought a book. But it was five pages long and the most meaningful information it contained was the following 1. The object of the football game is to score more points than your opponents 2. In choosing a team, if you are in your twenties, you should pick use the MHH method (Most handsome hunks) and pick a team with the hottest players. If you are in your thirties, you should pick the team with the hottest coaches. So, all my knowledge comes from Alceste. Alceste who has mastered the art of pretending he didn’t hear my “what’s offside mean?” question until he remembers that I am Dawn Summers the master of saying “what’s offside mean?” in rapid fire succession until he answers me. (Me: What the hell? Moss had that! Alceste: Yeah, but then he dropped the ball. Me: Oh…so that’s where that phrase comes from.) Really, all CK needs to do now is have him tell me all the wrong answers. Though, if he tries to say that the object of football is to score the least points, I will know he is lying. After all, I have a book. Oh, and I have my super secret phone a friend plan if things get really bad.

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