Clareified

“The thing about memories, though, is that they are lies we tell ourselves.” -His royal hotness

And the annual Clareified “sorry about the small pox blankets” to the Native Americans.

I am so wise.

Woman arrested having sex in bathroom stall at football game.

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”

Dawn’s last Thanksgiving.

This year, as every year, I’ll be mooching off Pi’s Thanksgiving and pretending the pecan pie that Mary brings is mine.

Hope you guys have a good one.

Photo Sharing – Video Sharing – Photo Printing

Me at the Ladies Tea in my honor!

Me looking for the meaning of life

One of the only things I love about leaving New York City, is getting to hear country music. For some reason, the City doesn’t have a country music station and well, when I’m watching TV, I’m watching one of the dozens of TV shows that I’ve DVR’d, so I can’t watch the country music video station either. (Tangent: Me: Do ten/eleven year old kids even know what a VCR is? Mary: I don’t know…guess it depends on whether the family still has one. I think my nephews know. Doris: Why don’t you just ask me? And yet, I was still able to kick his 12-year-old butt at Madden ’09.) Anyway, when I leave New York, I always scan the dial on the hotel room clock radio for country. And I made Jake listen to country every time we were in the S-Class. I like typing S-Class. It’s a very good class. I had a couple of favorite songs, but the only one I remember is a Collin Raye song but I couldn’t find the video for it on youtube. Maybe once I get the song from itunes, I’ll post a homemade video.
Anyway, I think Ima start a country music station in New York.

Um…Gib, was it your contention that Supernatural is Buffy good or good compared to the crap that’s on TV now? Please factor in “Jo” “Ghostfacers” and how many times Dean has come back from the dead and the fact that Sam basically has three expressions in your answer.

Russian analyst predicts U.S. collapse and split.

Oh! And Las Vegas!

I’m ashamed I didn’t come up with this holiday myself.