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Can this night get any better?

*Chris Shays GOES DOWN before TEN P.M.
*Alarming News has gone dark.
*Kearns is not moving to Montreal
*Liddy Dole goes down in North Carolina
*And did I mention that Barack HUSSEIN MOTHERFUCKERS OBAMA has Ca-linched the ELECTORAL COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man. Breathe, Dawn, Breathe.
* I never thought I’d say this, but FOX NEWS ROCKS! They are the only ones with the balls to call Ohio, Virginia, New Hampshire and Pennsylvania.

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5 Responses to “Can this night get any better?”

  1. ari Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    When he finds out there’s more than just a speech I’m sure he’ll bail.

  2. Ugarles Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 12:56 am

    I watched Fox News all night. They gave up so early in the evening that Brit Hume and Neil Cavuto were just fucking around. It was funereal for a little while but then they decided to have fun. Brit Hume is much more of a goofball than I expected. He wins the Dan Rather Award for Election Night Insanity.

    Also, Charles Krauthammer thinks that Obama is going to govern as a pragmatist. Why didn’t he say so yesterday?

  3. Pearatty Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    “I never thought I’d say this, but FOX NEWS ROCKS!”

    Indeed, Change has arrived in America.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Is this change we can believe in?

  5. Pearatty Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    No.

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