No matter how much you want to, you cannot ask that guy if that chick is his mom or his girlfriend.
Corollary: You also cannot ask that guy why he is making out with his mom at the poker table -Doris
(Backstory: A young kid sits down in the ten seat at the poker table. A few minutes later a middle aged woman sits down behind him, he periodically shows her his hand and I think it’s so cute that a son is handing out with his mom and teaching her poker. I am about to say so when she drapes her arm around him in a way that makes me pause. She pulls back and then I think “okay, mom.” And I’m going to make my comment again, but then the kid makes a big bet and gets called. He shows the nuts and wins like two hundred dollars and basically starts frenching his mom. That’s when Kearns had his not so random thought. Oh, speaking of poker in my reading of the poker news sites recently I’ve seen a new UK site called Skypoker.com get lots of press. They seem to be based upon a popular European satellite television brand.