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Not so random thought

Sunday, November 30th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

No matter how much you want to, you cannot ask that guy if that chick is his mom or his girlfriend.

*************UPDATE************

Corollary: You also cannot ask that guy why he is making out with his mom at the poker table -Doris

(Backstory: A young kid sits down in the ten seat at the poker table. A few minutes later a middle aged woman sits down behind him, he periodically shows her his hand and I think it’s so cute that a son is handing out with his mom and teaching her poker. I am about to say so when she drapes her arm around him in a way that makes me pause. She pulls back and then I think “okay, mom.” And I’m going to make my comment again, but then the kid makes a big bet and gets called. He shows the nuts and wins like two hundred dollars and basically starts frenching his mom. That’s when Kearns had his not so random thought. Oh, speaking of poker in my reading of the poker news sites recently I’ve seen a new UK site called Skypoker.com get lots of press. They seem to be based upon a popular European satellite television brand.

You’re welcome.

Not so random thought

Sunday, November 30th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

It appears that no one else at my poker table cares to hear the play by play of the Patriots game. Furthermore, I am beginning to get the sense that they do not feel my pain.
Especially Alceste.

Conversation of the Day

Sunday, November 30th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Me: So if you punch someone through their face mask that’s a personal foul?
Alceste: Yes, 15 yards, automatic first down and ejected from the game.
Me: What?! Just for a punch?
Kenneth Branaugh guy: It’s not boxing, it’s not hockey…it’s not marriage, it’s football!

Guard.The. Cassel!!!!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Let’s go Pats bring the Steel curtain down!!!! A hex upon the Jets, Ravens and the Colts!

Not so random question

Saturday, November 29th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Why is it that when someone uses the phrase “I think it’s only fair that” the next words out of their mouth is invariably the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard?

Insert “bullshit” disguised by sneeze

Saturday, November 29th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Janet Napolitano to head Department of Homeland Security.

Are ya kidding me? Why would you pull a woman with a chance to beat McCain for Senate in two years, from the Governorship of a state that we should be focussed on turning blue? And it’s not even for a job that she would be singurlarly qualified to take. Couple this with the reported Clinton and doofus Governor of New mexico appointments and color me green. Vomit.
When W. was elected he tapped unemployed or about to be unemployed Republicans…Whitman, Ashcroft…he didn’t tear apart his parties future candidates…jeezaloo…why not tap Gephardt for Homeland…he’s been President of Iowa for like 12 years now.
Ooh, or if you want a Governor at Homeland take Sarah Palin! She can see Russia from her house!
Who’s ready for 2012? Me!

Well that should shut her up

Friday, November 28th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Annoying TV chef to have throat surgery.

Who knew…

Friday, November 28th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Clareified would be the number one google hit for this?

Quote of the Day

Friday, November 28th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

“I am not your white mother.” – Mary

What now?

Thursday, November 27th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

This is my first Football Thanksgiving…what are we supposed to do between when the first game ends and the second game begins, but dinner’s not ready yet?

And how sorry does everyone feel for the Lions? Poor, poor Daunte. Confucius say 0-11 team should not face 10-1 team on national holiday.

Let’s go seattle!