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Barack Obama gets TV WRONG!

“It’ll be like…what was it? Sanford and Son? [clutches chest] ‘I’m coming Weezy.” - Barack Obama.

DUDE. IT’S ELIZABETH!! I’m coming ELIZABETH!! AND Weezy is on the Jeffersons. You don’t know the Jeffersons????

And now, I have to vote third party.

23 Responses to “Barack Obama gets TV WRONG!”

  1. Ari Says:

    well at least that’s his only fuck up so far.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    That’s true, and Mccain still “listens to radio.” That’s why I’m voting third party.

  3. Michael Bates Says:

    Ari, you’re forgetting Joe Biden.

  4. Ari Says:

    Hmm? Is Joe Biden that tall angry lady he’s married to (because I wouldn’t have recommended that). Or is Joe the shorter white hair lady he also married himself to (because promising us a terrorist attack if we vote for him and Neo - well, that’s just gold).

  5. Pearatty Says:

    By “angry” do you mean “black”?

  6. Ari Says:

    No matter what I say; I mean black.

  7. Ari Says:

    btw - why did you put “” around angry - I didn’t. When I type angry it isn’t code, it’s an actual word. Been used for decades to describe people of all sorts (sorts; not a racial term but used to describe those who are tall, short, fat, thin, ambidexterous, glasses wearing, Menonite, all variations of people - you get it, right?) . Yes, even before Neo.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    I think she used quotes because she was quoting you.

  9. Ari Says:

    Usually that would be italicized no? I’m going to have to go ahead and declare anti-semitism as well as a lack of respect for African-Americans.

    (should I air quote any of the above? Unsure.)

  10. Pearatty Says:

    Yes, I used quotes because I was quoting you. I don’t know how to do “italics” in the comments section. Actually, I kind of know, but am too “lazy” to figure it out. Anyhow, I don’t think it can be technically wrong to use quotation marks, when you are quoting someone.

    And I can’t be anti-semitic. Some of my best friends are Jews!

    But gosh, you sure do seem “angry” today.

  11. ari Says:

    Dawn’s not a jew, she just likes stars.

  12. Dawn Summers Says:

    I’m a little jewy.

  13. Pearatty Says:

    “Dawn’s not a jew.”

    Shoot! I thought I was killing two birds with one stone.

  14. Dawn Summers Says:

    Why are you trying to kill jews? I KNEW there was something off about Arizona.

  15. ari Says:

    She Dawn?! We’re both being hated on over here.

  16. ari Says:

    She? No. SEE - oops.

  17. pearatty Says:

    “I KNEW there was something off about Arizona.”

    No, no, it’s nothing like that. We have your room aaall ready for you, see? And the weather’s great. Just come on out. Nothing fishy going on here.

  18. Ari Says:

    This sounds familiar… but I have no interest in being buried alive in a ditch out in the desert with Dawn. I refuse to die to her giggling.

  19. Pearatty Says:

    Aw come on, we already have everybody’s grandparents held hostage out here. I mean, visiting.

  20. Pearatty's mommy Says:

    Pearatty has always been a troubled child.

  21. Pearatty Says:

    Not at all, I’m quiet and unassuming. Ask any of my neighbors.

  22. Pearatty's mommy Says:

    Sure you are…

    BOYNTON BEACH — Carol Anne Burger killed her former lover by stabbing her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then took pains to hide her crime, police said Wednesday.

    Burger, who on Oct. 7 was tapped to cover the election for the Web site, The Huffington Post, still sometimes felt sad and isolated. Kalish, whom Burger had married in Massachusetts in 2005, had met another woman.

  23. Pearatty Says:

    It seems only reasonable — I always go for a Phillips over a flat-head.

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