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Where does the good go

Popcorn or Bagels?

Anybody else wake up early to hear Bush’s speech at 7:45 this morning? Wonder if Bill Clinton thinks that delivering such a speech on the Jewish new year is patented anti-semitism. Hmm…wonder if Bill Clinton still thinks McCain’s campaign suspension was honorable considering that McCain went back on the trail before any package was passed, then took credit for the package passing, then blamed Obama for the package’s failure.

Can you imagine the press coverage if Obama had done any of the tuckfarded things Mccain has pulled in the last two weeks? Can you?

On second thought, never mind my headline questions…how about this one “maverick or goose?” What sound does a goose make? I bet that’s one question Sarah Palin could confidently answer!

Eh, and while I’m dumping my political thoughts…I saw the debates. I agree with my mom, Obama didn’t distinguish himself, but what was up with McCain’s refusal to even look at Barack Obama? He was acting like a spurned suitor forced to sit around a table with his ex. Has his campaign come out with the “his suffered injuries in Vietnam which make it difficult to look at black men” press release?

4 Responses to “Popcorn or Bagels?”

  1. Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Says:

    “Can you imagine the press coverage if Obama had done any of the tuckfarded things Mccain has pulled in the last two weeks?”

    Press coverage of Obama? Yeah let’s see….I guess they’d probably excoriate him with 24-hour fellati, finishing him off with a devastating lomi-lomi massage.

    Brutal.

  2. joaquin ochoa Says:

    Better yet. Can you imagine if one of Obama’s little girls were pregnant without being married? I’m sure the Republican Party would have let them deal with that alone and inner-home. Pifft!

  3. Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Says:

    “Can you imagine if one of Obama’s little girls were pregnant without being married?”

    Yeah I guess, except they most likely would have had an abortion as soon as the second pink line appeared.

  4. Eric Says:

    “Can you imagine the press coverage if Obama had done any of the tuckfarded things Mccain has pulled in the last two weeks?”

    Sure, I can imagine how bravely his decisions would have been characterized, complete with the 1/4 profile upward-tilted photograph. They might have even used a soft filter and some added Photoshop aura.

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